A                E           D
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
A            E          D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A                     E
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
      A            E               D
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything


A                          E
I’m gonna kick my feet then stare at the fan
D
Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
A              E           D
Nobody’s gonna tell me I can’t

    A                               E
now I’ll be lying on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
D
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
A              E           D
Cause in my castle I’m the freakin man


   Bm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
   C#m
I said it
   D              E
I said it cause I can


A                E           D
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
A            E          D
I just wanna lay in my bed
A                     E
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
D
So leave a message at the tone
      A            E               D
Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything   nothing at all

A        E        D
Wuuho ...Wuuho ...ho...nothing at all
A        E        D
Wuuho ...Wuuho ...ho...


A                      E        
tomorrow i’ll wake up, do some p90x
D       
meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
A             E                D
she’s gonna scream out:’this is great’    [hear me out: this is great]  yeah...

A                      E       
i might mess around, get my college degree
D   
i bet my old man will be so proud of me
A               E                  D
but sorry paps, you’ll just have to wait


   Bm
Oh Oh, yes I said it
   C#m
I said it
   D              E
I said it cause I can